Naturator

Mother Nature's refrigerator. She provides us cold weather so that we can leave items outside that would normally be put inside in the refrigerator.

While sitting around a nice warm bonfire, you can leave your beer outside in the "naturator" rather than have to walk to the house and get it out of the refrigerator.

Naturator by Christiegirl January 12, 2011

Your Narrator 

The man with a voice and apart of the green gang his voice strikes fear into the purple gang

Dude Your Narrator's voice made the purple gang run away DAWG!

Your Narrator by meme rememe May 26, 2020

Obsessive Compulsive Narrator 

A person who sits at the movies or in home watching a movie, and feels the need to describe every thing happening in the movie, as if they are sitting there Narrating for a blind person.

O.C.N.:
"They just entered the house, they're walking down the hallway, no sign of the bad guy yet. OMG, the bad guy just jumped out of the closet!"

Anoyed person:
"Would you stop being such an Obsessive Compulsive Narrator?! We have eyes of our own, we can see for our selves!"

Obsessive Compulsive Narrator by Redwings Addict February 5, 2010

The Narrator 

A male who, while engaged in sexual activity, will narrate, or provide commentary of events and actions as he makes them.

Kurt decided to be The Narrator last night, so I left.

The Narrator by sublimelover420 April 18, 2010

narrator 

The narrator is the passive voice in the story. He/She/It will usually tell the reader or viewer what is going on and other little tidbits of information the main characters don't even know about.

Some narrators in famous books, movies, stories: The Brothers Karamazov, Fight Club, The Red Death.

narrator by Snabelj August 8, 2006

naturaloof

A portmanteau of natural and aloof, coined by cartoonist Olivia Jaimes of "Nancy" (December 5, 2018).

Esther: The girl walking towards us is my frenemy — a friend, but also an enemy. Quick, act naturaloof.

Nancy: I'm tryfailing.

naturaloof by mtvessel December 7, 2018

narratorium 

The material that is used when the narrator won't allow you to go somewhere because it's protected by plot.

Narrator: The entrance is barred by wooden planks, the only other way is to go through this really creepy labyrinth that is filled with monsters and will advance the plot.

Character 1: Couldn't I just burn the wooden planks?

Narrator: No!

Character 2: Couldn't I just fire my laser sword and disintegrate the planks or something?

Narrator: No!

Character 1: Couldn't I just melt it with my acid crystals or run it over with my working tank or maybe just chop it in half with one of my 7 axes?

Narrator: No!

Character 1: Why not?

Narrator: Because it's protected by a layer of plot/narratorium.

You can't go there! It's sealed with narratorium

narratorium by DarkErminia January 24, 2018