narratorium 

The material that is used when the narrator won't allow you to go somewhere because it's protected by plot.

Narrator: The entrance is barred by wooden planks, the only other way is to go through this really creepy labyrinth that is filled with monsters and will advance the plot.

Character 1: Couldn't I just burn the wooden planks?

Narrator: No!

Character 2: Couldn't I just fire my laser sword and disintegrate the planks or something?

Narrator: No!

Character 1: Couldn't I just melt it with my acid crystals or run it over with my working tank or maybe just chop it in half with one of my 7 axes?

Narrator: No!

Character 1: Why not?

Narrator: Because it's protected by a layer of plot/narratorium.

You can't go there! It's sealed with narratorium

narratorium by DarkErminia January 24, 2018

Nigratorium 

(Nig-ra-tor-e-um).noun. -A "black only" community pool, or mostly "black only" pool, in which blacks deal drugs, pop caps, jump fences, and try to overcome their steriotypical fear of water. The sounds heard from most Nigratoriums are the echos of a booming bass to a rap song, the screams of a nigris, almost like a monkey, call her niglets, and black talk. Most Nigratoriums are only available for entry with a "password" pretaining to why nigger fathers support their nigris and niglets less than a park bench, and or why niggers love kentucky fried chicken. Most if not all Nigratoriums also have an AIDS initiation for non black members who would like entry to the community Nigratorium.

Guy 1. - Did you hear about the death at the Nigratorium last week?
Guy 2. - No, did another nigger drown while trying to swim again?
Guy 1. - No, that'd be the 8th one this week! A nigris ran out of KFC and her baby daddy didn't have money to get more, forcing her to eat one of her niglets.
Guy 2. - Oh niggers
Guy 1. - It sure is a jungle out there, I'm glad we are white and can support our families!

Nigratorium by The Third Leg July 29, 2012