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World Natural hotdogs 

Man i sure do love golfing even when they got world natural hotdogs
World Natural hotdogs by anonymous January 29, 2021

natural horsemanship 

Something that was invented by "horse whisperers" to promote their lines of yacht rope tack and training sessions/clinics which usually consist of chasing your horse's ass around it's front feet and shaking a lead rope at its face to make it back up. Mostly used by people who have virtually no control over their horse and have way too much time on their hands.
"Have you got your horse back from the natural horsemanship trainer yet?"
"No, It's been 90 days and they just got on him yesterday so he's not ready to come home yet"
natural horsemanship by bootsnspurs September 14, 2012

Natural Born Three Holer 

A chick that was born to have all three of her holes filled to satisfy an intense craving, whether it be simultaneously or one at a time.
Pamela is a true Natural Born Three Holer, she loves to be stuffed more than a thanksgiving turkey.

Naturalphobia 

Naturalphobia is a fear of natural remedies and traditional medicine. Naturalphobes often be found giving the finger to alternative remedies and lifestyle choices and are the most common pest known to acupuncturists, yogis, complementary therapists.
Those who have naturalphobia generally have a life expectancy of about 10-15 years shorter of those who are open to natural therapies. Further research needs to be conducted to know whether this is due to their lack of open mindedness, their excessive chemical lifestyles or due to the constant wedgies they receive from people they offend.
Pharmacist “Don’t buy those tissue salts! No matter how many people they have actually helped, they go against the laws of science!”

Lizzie “What we’ve got here, is a good ol’ fashioned case of naturalphobia”
Naturalphobia by Your local shaman November 6, 2017

naturaloof

A portmanteau of natural and aloof, coined by cartoonist Olivia Jaimes of "Nancy" (December 5, 2018).
Esther: The girl walking towards us is my frenemy — a friend, but also an enemy. Quick, act naturaloof.

Nancy: I'm tryfailing.
naturaloof by mtvessel December 7, 2018

naturalosity 

the state of being confident rocking natural hair, embracing it, and love yourself in your natural form.
Your naturalosity makes me want to go natural too.
naturalosity by Nashae January 19, 2010