Something that was invented by "horse whisperers" to promote their lines of yacht rope tack and training sessions/clinics which usually consist of chasing your horse's ass around it's front feet and shaking a lead rope at its face to make it back up. Mostly used by people who have virtually no control over their horse and have way too much time on their hands.

"Have you got your horse back from the natural horsemanship trainer yet?"
"No, It's been 90 days and they just got on him yesterday so he's not ready to come home yet"

natural horsemanship by bootsnspurs September 14, 2012

Natural Born Three Holer

A chick that was born to have all three of her holes filled to satisfy an intense craving, whether it be simultaneously or one at a time.

Pamela is a true Natural Born Three Holer, she loves to be stuffed more than a thanksgiving turkey.

Natural Born Three Holer by Big John Swellington April 10, 2021

Naturalphobia

Naturalphobia is a fear of natural remedies and traditional medicine. Naturalphobes often be found giving the finger to alternative remedies and lifestyle choices and are the most common pest known to acupuncturists, yogis, complementary therapists.
Those who have naturalphobia generally have a life expectancy of about 10-15 years shorter of those who are open to natural therapies. Further research needs to be conducted to know whether this is due to their lack of open mindedness, their excessive chemical lifestyles or due to the constant wedgies they receive from people they offend.

Pharmacist “Don’t buy those tissue salts! No matter how many people they have actually helped, they go against the laws of science!”

Lizzie “What we’ve got here, is a good ol’ fashioned case of naturalphobia”

Naturalphobia by Your local shaman November 6, 2017

naturaloof

A portmanteau of natural and aloof, coined by cartoonist Olivia Jaimes of "Nancy" (December 5, 2018).

Esther: The girl walking towards us is my frenemy — a friend, but also an enemy. Quick, act naturaloof.

Nancy: I'm tryfailing.

naturaloof by mtvessel December 7, 2018

naturalosity

the state of being confident rocking natural hair, embracing it, and love yourself in your natural form.

Your naturalosity makes me want to go natural too.

naturalosity by Nashae January 19, 2010

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026