Naturalphobia

Naturalphobia is a fear of natural remedies and traditional medicine. Naturalphobes often be found giving the finger to alternative remedies and lifestyle choices and are the most common pest known to acupuncturists, yogis, complementary therapists.
Those who have naturalphobia generally have a life expectancy of about 10-15 years shorter of those who are open to natural therapies. Further research needs to be conducted to know whether this is due to their lack of open mindedness, their excessive chemical lifestyles or due to the constant wedgies they receive from people they offend.
Pharmacist “Don’t buy those tissue salts! No matter how many people they have actually helped, they go against the laws of science!”

Lizzie “What we’ve got here, is a good ol’ fashioned case of naturalphobia
by Your local shaman November 07, 2017
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