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National F**k Xbox Day 

August 10th is the day to talk completely trash on xbox cause is dodo
Woah its National F**k Xbox Day

National F**k on Sanaa Day 

do what the title says dumbass....specifically on March 22 😁
National F**k on Sanaa Day
Ex: Mark: ykw tomorrow is right?

?: No what is it??
Mark: It’s national fuck on Sanaa day dummy

?: Ohhhh that’s right. I’m definitely gonna do that tomorrow 👍🏾

National Beat A K-Pop Stan Day 

You are allowed to beat up, not murder, any K-Pop Stan on December 1st every year. They are legally not allowed to move or try to avoid being beaten during this day.
P1 : Those K-Pop stans on Twitter get me so mad!
P2: Don’t worry man tomorrow’s national beat a K-Pop Stan day!

National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day 

April 18, 2018. just stop. -ali
National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day - it’s getting out of control

national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is 

January 1 to December 31, I don't give a fuck about what national day it is, so fuck off.
Friend, “ Hey you hear about national grab ass day?”

Me, “ No you hear about national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is?”
Friend, “No, when is it?”
Me, “ Ok, well it’s today, so fuck off”

National National Day Day 

A day to celebrate all of the bullshit "(Insert literally anything) day" holidays that all of the hip retards like to celebrate.
Today is National National Day Day, so let's celebrate all of the stupid bullshit holidays.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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