National K Day 

If you have a friend who name starts with a “K” you have to buy them something of their choice. You can’t say no. This day is October 4.

Kim: hey you know what day it is?
Ty: October 4th?

Kim: No it’s National K Day!!

National K Day by maRiklo October 2, 2021

National F**k Xbox Day 

August 10th is the day to talk completely trash on xbox cause is dodo

Woah its National F**k Xbox Day

National F**k Xbox Day by ImAsznee August 8, 2019

National F**k on Sanaa Day 

do what the title says dumbass....specifically on March 22 😁

National F**k on Sanaa Day
Ex: Mark: ykw tomorrow is right?

?: No what is it??
Mark: It’s national fuck on Sanaa day dummy

?: Ohhhh that’s right. I’m definitely gonna do that tomorrow 👍🏾

National F**k on Sanaa Day by theefendibarbie March 21, 2023

National Beat A K-Pop Stan Day 

You are allowed to beat up, not murder, any K-Pop Stan on December 1st every year. They are legally not allowed to move or try to avoid being beaten during this day.

P1 : Those K-Pop stans on Twitter get me so mad!
P2: Don’t worry man tomorrow’s national beat a K-Pop Stan day!

National Beat A K-Pop Stan Day by LefuTurtle November 30, 2020

National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day 

April 18, 2018. just stop. -ali

National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day - it’s getting out of control

National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day by ajjsjejjfdjhehcc May 27, 2018

national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is 

January 1 to December 31, I don't give a fuck about what national day it is, so fuck off.

Friend, “ Hey you hear about national grab ass day?”

Me, “ No you hear about national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is?”
Friend, “No, when is it?”
Me, “ Ok, well it’s today, so fuck off”

national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is by HairyMeatball April 11, 2019

National National Day Day 

A day to celebrate all of the bullshit "(Insert literally anything) day" holidays that all of the hip retards like to celebrate.

Today is National National Day Day, so let's celebrate all of the stupid bullshit holidays.

National National Day Day by Maggot Knee October 23, 2019