March 22

The most PERFECT person in the world was born on this day. If you know someone born on March 22 you better NOT mess anything up with them because they are generally nice, perfect, and so funny.

Bf: “It’s March 22 the most perfect person in the world’s birthday!”
Gf: “It’s my birthday.”
Bf: “That’s why your so perfect.”
Gf: “OMG stoppppp.”

by MichaelMellIsMyBean June 20, 2020

March 22

The day of mourning when millions of emo hearts simultaneously break as eyeliner runs down our faces. This... is the day when My Chemicals Romance broke up.

Person 1: dude what’s wrong
Emo: It’s March 22 *silently cries*
Person 2: oh bro i feel you.

by sararstark March 22, 2018

March 22

The day when you kiss your bf/gf whenever you want

Hey it’s March 22, so yk what that means* kisses*

by pplove March 22, 2021

March 22

Is when the hottest most cute people are born they get the most girls and will be rich

Bro he was born on March 22nd lucky

by Cardi makes me hard November 6, 2019

March 22

On March 22 all homies must cuddle with each other

Bro we have to cuddle it’s March 22nd

by Sghsjabejdid March 22, 2021

March 22

A bad bitches birthday

“Aye dude it’s March 22”
“What’s that mean”
“It’s that Mya girls birthday”

by Dumbkid456 October 16, 2019

March 22

National happy birthday day, this is a day where you tell everyone happy birthday even if it isn’t there birthday!!

“Hey what are you doing tomorrow?”
“It’s March 22, we have to wish everyone a happy birthday!!”

by Dliw1 October 26, 2019