national 0.5 day 

national 0.5 day where your pictures that are taken in the 0.5 camera shine on december 8th.

“Hey do you know what today is?”
“December 8th”
“No silly, national 0.5 day!”

national 0.5 day by smoochi December 8, 2022

National 0.5 day 

National 0.5 day is a day to be twerked on and take a 0.5

Friend: it’s National 0.5 day let me twerk on you and take a 0.5

National 0.5 day by National 0.5 day October 3, 2023

National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day 

On October 19th, if you are 5’6 3/4 then prepared to get came on! Preferably in the mouth. Gang bangs are allowed and recommended. So watch out!

National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day :
Friend: “It’s the 19th of October, open wide!”
Friend 2: “Please don’t do this..”
*fills mouth with sticky cum and creampies*

National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day by Google Calendar October 18, 2021

National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day 

Suck that one 5'5 guy who you brought to the mall dick

"Bro its National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day and I'm 5'5 at the mall!"

violently gargles on his dick

National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day by gayfigger November 20, 2022

National Pee on Your 5’7 Friend Day

Piss all over your friend who is 5’7 on October 23rd.

National Pee on Your 5’7 Friend Day :
Friend: “it’s October 23rd, you know what that means”
Friend 2: “No.. I won’t let you..”
*sprays and prays*

National Pee on Your 5’7 Friend Day by Google Calendar October 18, 2021

5 March(Girls National Day)

If you are a girl then it’s your fucking day and you are just so incredible,beautiful and amazing💗Everyone loves you

Are you going to celebrate 5 March(Girls National Day)?

5 March(Girls National Day) by clara🥵🥺🤡🤠 October 17, 2019