Nasty Kiss

After a previous evening of extreme over consumption of say, spoiled Hungarian goulash; one then approaches a sleeping paramour, drops one’s trousers or raises one’s skirt, and then lets fly, right onto the face. n. Nasty kiss

The king ranch casserole was rife with Salmonella, so at the time of evacuation, he took the opportunity to blow his lady a nasty kiss.

Big Bob had been hammering White Castle cheeseburgers with jalapeños all night and pounding Falstaff beers all night while hosting a nasty stomach virus—when time came to blow, he sidled up to sleeping Betty Sue, pulled aside a loose leg of his shorts, and blasted her face while yelling “Thar’s ye a lil kiss babe!!!”

by Red monster boy March 18, 2022

nastykins

Paper napkins unused by the previous occupant of the table in a Cafeteria or Fast Food type setting.

Person 1: "They gave me my order, but I forgot to grab some napkins!"
Person 2: "Thats ok, we can just use these nastykins."
Person 1: "Gross dude, who knows who left them here?"
Person 2: "They're still clean, aren't they?"

by Rick December 25, 2008