JuniperTreeGrammarNazi's definitions

nonstipated

The state of not being constipated, or having great productivity in matters of the restroom.

“Dude, I’ve been eating this new high fiber cereal, and I am seriously nonstipated.”

by JuniperTreeGrammarNazi January 7, 2023

Baton-Dropper

Someone who does not continue a joke, either because of obstinacy or failure to understand, leaving the joke lying lifelessly on the ground like a dropped relay baton.

"Damn! I tried to joke with her, but she's totally a baton-dropper."

by JuniperTreeGrammarNazi September 7, 2013

Night Shift Sisters

As referenced in the Siouxsie and the Banshees song, "Night Shift," "Night Shift Sisters" are prostitutes, as they are known for working at night, and are, for the most part, females who have built a sense of camaraderie, or sisterhood.

My Night Shift Sisters
Await your nightly visitor
They don't bother me
No they don't bother me

My Night Shift Sisters
With your nightly visitor
A new vocation in life
My love with a knife

"Night Shift" ~ Siouxsie and the Banshees

by JuniperTreeGrammarNazi April 27, 2014