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Napoleoned 

When a short guy takes over a girl's personal space to regale her with stories of his salary, car, or whatever else he is using to compensate for his size.
Short Guy: So I drive a fast car, make a shit-ton of money, and I run things at work? Wouldn't you like to bone?

Girl (to herself): Oh no! I've been Napoleoned!
Napoleoned by Old Indy May 9, 2008

Napoleoned 

When playing Victoria II or any other

game happening during enter historical period, Napoleoned refers to the invasion of a coalition involving France when playing as Russia
"Attrition at his maximun"
"Oh no i'll be napoleoned soon"

Napoleon's Bakery 

Napoleon's Bakery is a very popular bakery in Hawaii, Mostly in the Island of Oahu. The Bakery sells bread, cakes, pies, croissants, donuts, etc. and is a popular place to by birthday cakes. This Baker is commonly forged with Zippy's a Hawaiian Food chain that sells chili.
Costumer: I need a cake for my grandma.

Cashier: Go to Napoleon's Bakery

Costumer: But we're here, idiot
Napoleon's Bakery by MinesomeMC November 13, 2016

Napoleon Bronaparte

Napoleon Bronaparte by Brohero June 14, 2010

Napoleon kill 

(noun) Predicting something will end badly. Alternatively, a person who is thinking something will end badly. Similar to a buzz kill.

The origin is a pun on the name the famous American personal-success author Napoleon Hill ("Think and Grow Rich"). One of Mr. Hill's biggest beliefs was that ideas can become reality and for this reason you should try to eliminate all bad or critical thinking from your thoughts.
Him: "Dude, I'd buy an iPad, but all I'll end up doing is dropping it."

Her: "You're such a Napoleon kill!"
Napoleon kill by b1-66er January 13, 2011

napoleon lesbian 

A microlabel for queer activists fighting against anti-LGBT and anti-queer rhetoric. The three colors of their flag represents their goals.
Brown - POC representation, activism, and inclusion.
White - LGBT inclusion of every kind, especially trusting other queers' labels.
Pink - Celebration of pink, femme, and lesbians.
Person A: "Napoleon lesbian? Don't you mean Neapolitan?"
Person B: "No. I mean Napoleon."