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Nintendork

Someone who knows the games of Nintendo so fluently that they know all of the secret locations of stuff and what they are. i.e Zelda Stuff
"Dude, I found this Let's Play and this Nintendork knew what was in all the useless Zelda treasure chests."
Nintendork by Dusty Mc Fries February 13, 2010

nintendorgasm 

nintendo releasing more games than you can afford, so you freak out and explode knowing you have to choose between a bunch of awesome games
Joe Shmo: Awwww man mario AND luigi are coming out soon...Nintendorgasm!! GIGIDY GIGIDY!!
nintendorgasm by the_dark_side November 1, 2005

nantendo 

An off brand version of Nintendo featured in Danganronpa 3: The End of Hope's Peak High School (anime series).

The character Chiaki Nanami is often shown playing on the Nantendo Game Girl Advance (off brand gameboy).

They renamed anything similar to avoid copyright infringement.
Chiaki Nanami - The Ultimate Gamer - played Galago on her Nantendo; Game Girl Advance. She rested on the fountain outside of Hope's Peak Academy as her eyes locked on the flashing colours on the screen.

Nintendork

A person whom plays a Nintendo console NON-STOP.

Wii on the toilet.
Wii during sex.
Wii while skydiving.
DS while dancing.
Jarrod is such a Nintendork, I heard while tappin' Roberta he was playing Mario Kart!!
Fo' shame.
Nintendork by Nintendork64 May 16, 2010

Nintendork

A gamer who exclusively plays Nintendo games. They usually own a Wii and some incarnation of the DS. They are also known to not know of the existence of any games besides Mario and Pokemon.

They will often use the saying "I've never heard of that" when popular non-nintendo games such as Call of Duty, Gears of War, or Left 4 Dead are mentioned. They are also known to be quite awkward in their movements due to their intense Wii addictions.
Guy 1: I love Super Mario Galaxy 2!

Guy 2: I love Left 4 Dead 2!

Guy 1: I've never heard of that, what is it? Is it fun?

Guy 2: It's for the 360.

Guy 1: The what...?

Guy 2: My gosh... you're such a Nintendork...
Nintendork by ThePaleGuy December 14, 2010

Nintendork

An overly biased term use boy Sony/Microsoft zealots to offend Nintendo zealots.
The console wars are gay! Make peace, not accusations of people masturbating to games you don't like!
Nintendork by Neronix July 25, 2003