by FatHispanicJess March 07, 2011
by Lip Cheese October 18, 2012
A nametag massage is what happens when someone has a nametag clipped near there privates and they sit down. It rubbed against the genitals causing excitement.
Renise: God i'm so tired. I'm going to sit down. AHHHH!
Gail: What happened?!
Renise: Oh, it was just a nametag massage
Gail: What happened?!
Renise: Oh, it was just a nametag massage
by Chris Doberstein July 22, 2008
Pretty self-explanatory. It's the use of a nametag (typically attached to a lanyard around the neck) for sexual purposes. One may try to be subtle, and move their head around in around to gain sexual gratification from the inanimate object hanging around their neck, and gently graze at their crotches. Although not intended to be, it's an act thats ALL too obvious.
Billy: Oh my goodness! What is Renise doing?!
Sally: It looks like she's having a go with her nametag!
Billy: EWWW...nametag fellatio!
Sally: It looks like she's having a go with her nametag!
Billy: EWWW...nametag fellatio!
by hugh.jass87 July 22, 2008
by Holly Huntsburg April 17, 2011