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misplaced belief in an ability or outcome, often resulting from an epistemological deficiency or behavioural impedence during childhood
It was laughable. He genuinuly believed that South Africa had an outside chance of taking the rugby world cup. He was so naive.
Naivity by baizewood December 17, 2003
how is ignorance bliss, and nievity not?
naivety by EvilToaster October 5, 2003

parental naivety

The state of mind that most parents are in, even after discovering that, no their child is not a golden child.

It is a denial and ignorance of disgusting or dangerous acts committed by their, usually teen, children.
Friend one: OMG, so my boyfriend and I were hooking up in the kitchen, when we thought no one was home, and my mother walked in right as he picked me up and put me on the counter! She didn't even notice!
Friend two: Gotta love parental naivety!!
lack of sophistication or worldliness

not knowing what's going on
Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety .. used in the song 'It's better if you do' by Panic at the disco
naivety by yagrleden September 3, 2006

Nativity Scene 

When it's a beautiful winter evening in December and you gaze out your frosted window to marvel at the beautiful delicate snowflakes as they make there way to the ground but instead you see a dozen natives passed out on your front lawn.
Little Johnny and his family drove around to look at the christmas lights set up around town. When they got home there was a nativity scene of their own on their own front lawn.
Nativity Scene by Bukkake Gargler October 8, 2003

mater dei nativity 

mater dei nativity is a sucky white kid school. 3/4 of the male teachers are perverts and boys pee on the floor and girls over flow toilets. the school is full of thots and douchebags and the lunch looks and tastes like shit. the walls are green and the lockers are just eww. as a student from that school i warm you to stay away.
person #1: what school do you go to?
person #2: mater dei nativity
person #1: oof
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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