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naid
ahh fam manz just naided manz on xbox live!
you cant defeat me I WILL NAID YOU
oi cuz u start spittin like dat n i will naid your face
you cant defeat me I WILL NAID YOU
oi cuz u start spittin like dat n i will naid your face
naid by thatguynotfromadeyfield May 26, 2009
Naid
Example 1: If someone says or does someting stupid, they are considered a "Naid".
Example 2: If someone says "I have Aids" out loud, they are considered a "Naid". (Inside joke)
Example 3: If someone is stuck on the side of the road, they are considered a "Naid".
Example 4: If someone sucks at a Video Game, they are considered a "Naid".
Example 5: If someone drives a crappy car, they are considered a "Naid".
Example 6: If a cop pulls you over, they are considered a "Naid".
Example 7: If a girl/guy blows you off, they are considered a "Naid"
Example 8: If you touch or take someones food without asking, you are considered a "Naid"
Example 9: If you get drunk, get on top of a car, and while hanging on the the railing on top, go 80 mph, you are considered a "Naid:
Example 10: If you drive all the oil out of your car, you are considered a "Naid"
Example 11: If you type a long paragraph and then back up or change the page without saving, you are considered a "Naid"
Example 12: If you are txting someone and you send a txt you really wish you didn't to the wrong person, you are considered a "Naid"
Example 13: If you use the word "Naid" when it is not needed, you are considered a "Naid"
Example 14: If you and another car arrive at a 4 way stop at the same time, and you both start to signal each other to go and neither one of you will go first, you both are considered "Naids"
(Pretty much "Naid" categorizes everything)
Example 2: If someone says "I have Aids" out loud, they are considered a "Naid". (Inside joke)
Example 3: If someone is stuck on the side of the road, they are considered a "Naid".
Example 4: If someone sucks at a Video Game, they are considered a "Naid".
Example 5: If someone drives a crappy car, they are considered a "Naid".
Example 6: If a cop pulls you over, they are considered a "Naid".
Example 7: If a girl/guy blows you off, they are considered a "Naid"
Example 8: If you touch or take someones food without asking, you are considered a "Naid"
Example 9: If you get drunk, get on top of a car, and while hanging on the the railing on top, go 80 mph, you are considered a "Naid:
Example 10: If you drive all the oil out of your car, you are considered a "Naid"
Example 11: If you type a long paragraph and then back up or change the page without saving, you are considered a "Naid"
Example 12: If you are txting someone and you send a txt you really wish you didn't to the wrong person, you are considered a "Naid"
Example 13: If you use the word "Naid" when it is not needed, you are considered a "Naid"
Example 14: If you and another car arrive at a 4 way stop at the same time, and you both start to signal each other to go and neither one of you will go first, you both are considered "Naids"
(Pretty much "Naid" categorizes everything)
Blow-naid
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Dais-naid
A casually-flippant acronym-remark (stands for "Do as I say, not as I do") uttered by a habitual hypocrite in response to any and all "whistleblowers" who protest the consistency-deprived sinner's "talking out of both sides of his mouth" during his day-to-day behavior and interactions with the world in general.
Anytime I take exception to someone's overly-critical attitude towards me over seemingly-trivial issues, I carefully look over the criticizer's own life and try to seek out any shocking and/or glaringly-obvious ways that he himself "falls short", and I then throw these examples right back in his face. Usually he will at least grudgingly acknowledge my points as valid, shruggingly saying, "Ah, well --- touché, I guess," and then add as an afterthought, "Dais-naid".
naidelin
A beautiful girl who is loyal.Shes is beautiful. any guy is lucky to have her. She may be in her bad mood some times. A girl who always gets hurt who goes through alot.. but yet she put a smile on people's faces. she is a funny,loyal,and respectful girl. She may be a b**** sometimes. She is a type of girl who will fight for the love of her life Shes the type of girl who doesnt give up. she may go through alot but yet she fakes a smile:)
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