Not SO Fresh off the Airplane.
In contrast to the word F.O.B. - fresh off the boat, a typical NSOFA:
1)Has not immigrated to the U.S. by boat. He came by plane;
2)He has been in the states for a very long time or, he was born here; and
3) May at times act un-American, despite being completely American.
(pronunciation guide: N-Sofa)
That guy only listens to korean pop & goes to karaoke every night but he used to be an Anthrax loving, mosh-pitting, metalhead in high school!!! What an NSOFA!
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"