NSOB

Need sex or blowjob

Hey babe, i'm so horny. NSOB

by Whiteskull December 21, 2014

NSOB

Need Sex Or Blowjob

Horny alone guy: I really need a NSOB

by pseudoon December 21, 2014

nsob

Need Sex Or Blowjob
Originated on a popular website 4chan on the /b/ board. The thread was to create an Acronym and the winner thought nothing of winning at the time, but now the term is commonly used throughout 4chan and the rest of the internet.
"Hey Jim, NSOB?"
"Well my wife never gives it to me"
"Come over later, I have something for you Jim."
"What is i....Ohhh I like where this is going!"

"Hey Jim, NSOB?"
"Well my wife never gives it to me"
"Come over later, I have something for you Jim."
"What is i....Ohhh I like where this is going!"

by greensploge1 December 21, 2014

Nsob

Never Starving Or Broke

Derrick:"I swear we gone make it to the top we aint gone NEVER STARVE OR BE BROKE again"
Kylan:"Nsob🎋...yea on bro dem"

by Ilovefettywap8 May 12, 2017

Flog 'n Sob

Crying while masturbating.

Ex: After Todd walked in on his girlfriend being boffed by his neighbor, he ran to the bathroom and immediately commenced to flog 'n sob.

"Hey, hear about what happened to Todd? I'll bet he's been floggin' 'n sobbin' all semester."

by Jack 'n Slack May 17, 2009

throb n' sob

Sex accompanied by profuse crying by the male counterpart(s), usually performed with emotional Maroon 5 music playing in the background

Me and Fatihma had the wildest throb n' sob to celebrate my vasectomy last week

by schlongswinger99 November 9, 2015

throb n' sob

(v) A situation in which the male counterpart(s) cry profusely during sexual intercourse, frequently done whilst listening to overly emotional Maroon 5 music.

I overheard Diego having the wildest throb n' sob last night after his vasectomy

by schlongslapper99 November 17, 2015