Not-watch 

The act of watching TV and playing on your phone/computer in such a way that by the end of the episode, you realize you haven't actually watched any of it.

"Hey, what'd you do last night?"

"The usual: just not-watched The Following"

"What happened?"

"......I don't know...."

Not-watch by Dipstick1 April 13, 2013

Not worth watching 

A type of film, show, or video that is bad or just mediocre to subpar

John was talking to joey about how the new Space Jam movie is Not worth watching

Not worth watching by Sheen from tf2 July 20, 2021

It’s not gay if their men are watching

The expanded version of “it’s not gay if it’s a three-way.” It’s not gay if the two girls are doing lesbian stuff and their men are watching them do it.

Her: Idk if I can lick her pussy? Won’t that kinda be gay?
The boyfriends of the two girls: Nahhh you know what they say—it’s not gay if their men are watching.

It’s not gay if their men are watching by BillBrasky913 February 29, 2024

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Notwatch 

To "watch" but not actually watch a movie.

I.e. to pretend to watch a movie, but in reality to do something else like have sexual intercourse.

Yeah you've seen 'My Cousin Vinnie'. We def notwatched that at ur house when ur parents were home that time.

Notwatch by dude122121 September 29, 2008