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A noob who's as bad as a baboon
Person 1: Sorry I am a noob at this game
Person 2: Noob is an understatement, you are a noobab
Noobab by SpikemenDan May 26, 2021
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nocabekili 

an utterly random word that says "I like bacon" if you read it backwords
person 1: "nocabekili!"
person 2: "what the hell is your problem?"
person 1: "enasni ma I ,yrros" (read it bachwords)
nocabekili by The Claw May 3, 2005

noochbag 

One who embodies all characteristics of being an italian douchebag.
Get that noochbag out of here! He smells like rotten spaghetti sauce and statutory rape!
noochbag by drusopher March 4, 2008
TV with only an antenna.
I got nocable, so I only watch the basic channels on tv.
nocable by erter May 28, 2008

noochbag 

Nooch: An expression used at the end of a joke or a bashing.

ex. Dude your mama is so fat, that when she sits aroud the house, man she sits AROUND the house! Nooch!

Therefore, a noochbag is someone who constantly bashes people and excessively uses the word Nooch at the end of their sentence.
my friend Josh is a noochbag, he constantly bashes me for everything lol. He wont let up!

Johnson: "dammit man this hotdog is gross, its all limp and soggy"

Josh: "THATS WHAT YOUR MOM SAID LAST NIGHT" NOOCH!
noochbag by noochbag nick November 23, 2009
My nocab shows how much I love swines and bacon
Nocab by Bacon boy 33 February 4, 2019
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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