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Similar to ROFL, but stands for: Not on the floor laughing. It is usually used after a joke which is extremely lame or just not funny. it has the same effect as rofl, except it is an insult to the person who told the bad joke.
Guy 1: what you wanna do tonight?
Guy 2: THATS WHAT SHE SAID HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Guy 1: ........NOFL.
Guy 2: fml.
NOFL by kool IG rap 23 May 1, 2009
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A word commonly used with ROFL. It is a synonym for the male genitalia
ROFL MY NOFL KTHX (have sex with my penis ok, thanks)
nofl by LunchB0X September 28, 2003
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A abbreviation for North Florida.
North Floridian: Yeah, I'm from Jacksonville. You know, NoFlo.
NoFlo by NoFlo Chica August 16, 2009
An abbreviation standing for "No one f***ing likes you," created by a cool swaggie girl in the depths of Syosset, NY, year 2014. Starting as a way to express her feelings to all the people she is nice enough to talk to, this slang term has quickly become widespread.
"Oh em gee, I wish people would love me!"
"Well nofly so good luck with that b****!!!"
nofly by kangstuh123 June 10, 2014
Opposite of Snowflake. Unattractive white girls that date black guys exclusively. Usually goes out of their way to show how "black" they think they are by speaking ghetto and loud mouthed.

In their minds they will strut around as if they're a 9 or 10, when in fact they are closer to a 4.
Man!! That girl at the bar with the nice booty is one fine snowflake, but her loud assed friend with the jacked up grill and dogtag is a NOFLAKE.
noflake by C.A. Stallworth April 23, 2006
When you want to call someone a snowflake but you don't want them to think they're special.
Jimmy: I'm 10 and I love music from the 1800s.
Dan: You're such a noflake!
Noflake by RaNDOMDUE23442312 August 20, 2018

NoFlyZone 

A very sexy man who is incapable of simping and is and always has been a King. NoFly can do no wrong, He is BAE. If you manage to find THE NoFlyZone you MUST keep Him, he will make you happy for your mortal life and His IMMORTAL life.
Did you find THE NoFlyZone?
Yes.
Did you keep Him?
No.
You bafoon! You could be happy for your mortal life and His IMMORTAL life.
Oops.
NoFlyZone by KaiserSchaufel February 3, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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