10 definitions by RaNDOMDUE23442312

Noflake

When you want to call someone a snowflake but you don't want them to think they're special.

Jimmy: I'm 10 and I love music from the 1800s.
Dan: You're such a noflake!

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 August 20, 2018

No-stalgia

When you feel nostalgic for something that didn't happen to you and wasn't in your past.

Person 1: Oh man, Woodstock was so awesome
Person 2: You got no-stalgia dude

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 September 3, 2017

Golden Rosy Palm

When you do the rosy palm technique and instead of cum, you pee yourself.

Person 1: Dude, you gotta try the rosy palm it's great
Person 2: I tried it before and got a golden rosy palm
Person 1: Uggh that's gross bro

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 March 21, 2017

Barstool

A polite way of saying the swear word bastard.

You’re a barstool you know that

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 January 4, 2021

Flip, Flop and Fly

When someone wants sex

Person 1: Hey babe, wanna Flip, Flop and Fly?
Person 2: Fuck yeah

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 January 4, 2021

Spank-Wanked

When you get jerked off by a British and an American girl at the same time.

Dan: Last night was great. I got a spank-wanked by these 2 hotties.

Eric: Nice one bro.

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 March 21, 2017

Simpette

A female whose a simp. They will try really hard to get a guy to be with them and agree with everything they say.

Emily: OMG. I meet this amazing boy the other day. He’s a flat earther and thinks the coronavirus is fake but he’s so hot and ripped
Rachel: You’re such a simpette Emily

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 January 4, 2021