RaNDOMDUE23442312's definitions

Simpette

A female whose a simp. They will try really hard to get a guy to be with them and agree with everything they say.

Emily: OMG. I meet this amazing boy the other day. He’s a flat earther and thinks the coronavirus is fake but he’s so hot and ripped
Rachel: You’re such a simpette Emily

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 January 4, 2021

Flip, Flop and Fly

When someone wants sex

Person 1: Hey babe, wanna Flip, Flop and Fly?
Person 2: Fuck yeah

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 January 4, 2021

Barstool

A polite way of saying the swear word bastard.

You’re a barstool you know that

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 January 4, 2021

Watermelon Sugar

A alcoholic drink made with rum or vodka, sugar and watermelon juices. It’s then shaken with ice and poured into a glass with ice cubes.

I’ll have a Watermelon Sugar bartender

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 January 4, 2021

👈😜👉

The opposite of 🥺👉👈 When someone is confident, knows what they want and not shy about it.

I’ve always fancied you bae 👈😜👉

Whose this girl you like?
You 👈😜👉

Wanna go clubbing tonight 👈😜👉

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 January 4, 2021

👋😴

An emoji phrase to use instead of saying good night to someone.

Dan: Goodnight

Lucy: 👋😴

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 November 1, 2020

Noflake

When you want to call someone a snowflake but you don't want them to think they're special.

Jimmy: I'm 10 and I love music from the 1800s.
Dan: You're such a noflake!

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 August 20, 2018