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i ain’t got no hoes 

What Niggas/Bitches say when they’re fucking with more than one at a time but lie to your face about no talking to no one else(CHEATING LANGUAGE)They then start swearing and going off because they know they were caught .They then go to tell you you the only one when they’ve also said that to 3 other girls☹️
“Baby girl I ain’t got no hoes “
“Babe I ain’t got no hoes you the only nigga in my life I swear”

This is why you get no hoes 

The thing someone says oh o you when you do or say something downright stupid.
Me: What if you have trouble exhaling and need an exhaler to suck air outta you?
Sum friend: stfu this is why you get no hoes
Me: ...... dang ;-;

Xavier has no hoes! 

When a 4'10 short bean boy has 0 hoes but claims to have many!
Hey do u know Xavier has no hoes!; yeah ik right he has 0 hoes

Supreme no to the hoes 

The instagrammer that pranks people and makes memes he can be very annoying at times
Supreme no to the hoes got your ass

Bros before hoes unless theres no clothes 

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting laid
Use it as the main bros before hoes rule...

When someone says: bros before hoes, you correct them and say, "no!, Its bros before hoes unless theres no clothes" and I'm getting laid tonight!"

Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes 

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting ass.
Guy 1:Yo man you coming tonight to the party?
Guy 2: No man, getting laid!
Guy 1: dude, bros before hoes...
Guy 2: unless theres no clothes...
Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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