A non gender specific term for the normal results acheived by a
chronic poor performer. Normally someone in a management position that workers assume "must be sleeping with or sucking someone" to have kept their
job as long as they have.
The shorten version of:
FEMALE- she won't do it doggy style or get on
top, missonary only. If she is involved, she is going to be fucking up.
MALE- he won't do it doggy style or get on
top, cowgirl only. If he is involved, he is going to be fucking up.