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raped no vaseline

1. A form of saying that someone got owned or beaten EXTREMELY bad.

2. Ownage without the vaseline to help ease the pain.

3. When something serious/horrible/tragic just happened and there are no other words to explain it.
1. Josh: Wow, I just beat this kid in basketball 15-2.
Kevin: You straight up raped him no vaseline.

2. He has like 2 kills and 43 deaths. He's getting raped no vaseline.

3. His Nintendo Wii fell and broke and his parents aren't gonna buy him a new one. He is raped no vaseline.
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Nation "no rape day" 

used by people outside car washes to deny nonce accusations
the trolley racers shouted no rape
no rape by Cazza B April 27, 2019

No Fault Rape

A Rape that takes place when it’s 0% fault of the victim
Person 1: I was Raped last night

Person 2: Geez, was it a no fault rape?!

Person 1: No I drank until I passed out around a bunch of scoundrels, and now my bum is sore…
No Fault Rape by SparkyWhey June 17, 2023

Ain't No Brakes on the Rape Train 

A phrase said, usually while gaming, but can be applied at any point in life, when one feels unstoppable or after achieving a difficult task.
Synonyms: Winning
In CS:GO, friends are playing. It gets down to 5 vs 1. The 1 makes an ace by killing all 5 opposing players. He shouts over the mic, "Ain't No Brakes on the Rape Train!!!"

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