(adj.) A woman who's over 18 years old, yet look like they are under the age of 15. Usually when they have pigtails in their hair, their age appearance seem to diminish into the 6 - 13 year range.
*looking at a picture of a girl with pigtails on Facebook*
Guy 1: Awww, Samantha was a cute little girl! How old was she in that photo? 6?
Guy 2: Um... she's 18, and that photo was taken a week ago.
Guy 1: OH GOD! She's a pedophiles dream!!
Guy 1: Awww, Samantha was a cute little girl! How old was she in that photo? 6?
Guy 2: Um... she's 18, and that photo was taken a week ago.
Guy 1: OH GOD! She's a pedophiles dream!!
by PedosDreamGal February 19, 2011
Get the Pedophiles Dream mug.Do you realize as look how good looking DYLAN O' CONNOR that STANFORD LUCILE PACKARD'S CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL PEDOPHILE PEDIATRICIAN is and I am hoping they allow him CONJUGAL VISITS as I can make his days better if he is in the tank as ANAL ALAN can give him good RIM JOBS and lots of other loving then he would ask , WHO ARE YOU? , another PEDOPHILE but I am an OUTSIDER , HOW COME, that is what STEPHEN CRAIG PADDOCK. THE one I GOT BUDDAH FUCKED was askingGRIPING ABOUT , oh anyway you can be my PEDIATRICIAN let's play DOCTOR but make sure they let me out of here after our HOT SEX as this can be a LURE as afterall remember we are PEDOPHILES VISITING PEDOPHILES plus you are DR. O'CONNOR giving me quality health care as lots of kisses everywhere to you as I may add THANKS FOR CUMMING as who said thst BURT or BERT at thatvCHILDREN'S WORKSHOP where I have my work cutout for me. By the way , DO YOU EAT SHIT? as that if you don't you will find out YOU HAVE TO as that is a PEDOPHILE REQUIREMENT.
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It can also be used when running away from your friend whilst playing the 'YELLOW CAR' Game because your ginger friend can't play it properly, KG.
It can also be used when running away from your friend whilst playing the 'YELLOW CAR' Game because your ginger friend can't play it properly, KG.
*Drunk man walks into alley*
LC: Can we walk a little faster now?
AS: Yeah..
JS: PEDO IN THE ALLEY
JS: Run like a pedophiles' chasing you.
LC: Can we walk a little faster now?
AS: Yeah..
JS: PEDO IN THE ALLEY
JS: Run like a pedophiles' chasing you.
by Jake-S. May 17, 2011
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