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Shorthand for No Meatballs Off My Table - Doesn't matter to me
"Look, it's no meatballs off my table (NMOMT) if you decide to go to Arkngthunch." -Snorfin
NMOMT by poorat July 24, 2020
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nomtombot 

short for "know what i'm talkin about" or "know what i mean", orginating from Houston.
slip: where you at foo?
C: i'm on the nawfside, nomtombot?
nomtombot by im2nawfy4yall February 21, 2008
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Really yummy food that is incredibly nang.
The person eating the delicious food may say "om nom nom" as they eat to show how much they are enjoying it.
"Om nom nom, that food was nomtastic!"
"Oh wow Becky! Your cakes were nomtastic!"
"Becky always makes nomtastic food"
used to describe what you're eating as fantastic.

2. it's so good that it needs it's own descriptive word that can't describe anything else as fantastic
This dinner is so good that it needs it's own descriptive word that can't describe anything else as fantastic so it's NOMtastic
Nomtastic by AleciaLJ May 29, 2009
when about to embark on an eating adventure, usually involving a food or foods that are particularly delicious.
going to the new mexican restaurant tonight NOMTOWN
nomtown by holdmahdddd October 10, 2011

Nomtombat 

know-what-I-am-talking-about. Southern phrase.
Grannies grits and sweet tea is tasty, nomtombat
Nomtombat by ClarkGable November 13, 2018

nmoftwywbleblswf

No measurement of time if you will be long enough but let's start with forever - the twilight saga breaking down part 1
It's an extraordinary thing to meet someone who you can bare your soul to and accept you for who you are I've been waiting for what seems like a very long time to get beyond what I am with Bella I feel like I can finally begin so I'd like to propose a toast to my beautiful bride -no measurement of time with you will be long enough but let's start with forever- (nmoftwywbleblswf)
nmoftwywbleblswf by anonymous February 27, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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