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Next Day

Friend A: Next day, yo.

Friend B: Next day.
by Rockhound6165 September 28, 2008
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Next Day Shits

The act of taking a large dump or having diarrhea after a night of heavy drinking. Also known as NDS for short.
Guy 1 - "Dude, after last nights party I got the worst Next Day Shits today."
Guy 2 - "Aw man I hate NDS."
by Jme9589 January 18, 2011
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Next Day Bitch

Failure to follow through on promises and/or statements made the previous night as a result of being under the influence of a mind-altering substance.
FRIEND 1: "You ready to do this man." FRIEND 2: Ahhh man, I mean...I thought we were just bullshittin'." FRIEND 1: YOOOUUU next day bitch!
by Zerofallacy December 24, 2014
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Next Day Wrinkles

Next day wrinkles are wrinkles that appear on your face after a night of hard laughing your ass off.
I’m so glad I realized how funny Donald Trump actually is. Can you imagine hanging out with him while intoxicated? I know I’d wake up with Next Day Wrinkles.
by SpitFire4Truth October 5, 2020
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next day newsie

the people who find out about the dirt or what everyone is talking about the day after everyone else does and asks everyone annoying questions that have already been answered.
Alan: Did you hear about what happened at the party this weekend?
Joe: We were all there but you dumbass.

Dan: What a next day newsie
by THEBOYZFROMLWOOD May 23, 2009
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Next Day Shakes

The Jitters and shakes followed by a big session or long weekend of drinking. The only cure is to start drinking again or just suck it up and hope you make it through the day.
Ahh man! I’m fucking dying, What was I drinking last night!?… I’ve got some major next day shakes!
by Raye Gunn February 14, 2023
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next day nigger

When someone doesn't respond to a message, particularly pertaining to snapchat, until the next day. And you have no idea what they are talking about.
"My dad just next day niggered me on snapchat and I have no idea WTF he's talking about."
by Intherelikeswimwear November 23, 2014
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