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Next Day Shits 

The act of taking a large dump or having diarrhea after a night of heavy drinking. Also known as NDS for short.
Guy 1 - "Dude, after last nights party I got the worst Next Day Shits today."
Guy 2 - "Aw man I hate NDS."
Next Day Shits by Jme9589 January 18, 2011

Next Day Bitch

Failure to follow through on promises and/or statements made the previous night as a result of being under the influence of a mind-altering substance.
FRIEND 1: "You ready to do this man." FRIEND 2: Ahhh man, I mean...I thought we were just bullshittin'." FRIEND 1: YOOOUUU next day bitch!
Next Day Bitch by Zerofallacy December 24, 2014

Next Day Wrinkles

Next day wrinkles are wrinkles that appear on your face after a night of hard laughing your ass off.
I’m so glad I realized how funny Donald Trump actually is. Can you imagine hanging out with him while intoxicated? I know I’d wake up with Next Day Wrinkles.

next day newsie 

the people who find out about the dirt or what everyone is talking about the day after everyone else does and asks everyone annoying questions that have already been answered.
Alan: Did you hear about what happened at the party this weekend?
Joe: We were all there but you dumbass.

Dan: What a next day newsie

Next Day Shakes 

The Jitters and shakes followed by a big session or long weekend of drinking. The only cure is to start drinking again or just suck it up and hope you make it through the day.
Ahh man! I’m fucking dying, What was I drinking last night!?… I’ve got some major next day shakes!
Next Day Shakes by Raye Gunn February 14, 2023

next day nigger 

When someone doesn't respond to a message, particularly pertaining to snapchat, until the next day. And you have no idea what they are talking about.
"My dad just next day niggered me on snapchat and I have no idea WTF he's talking about."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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