A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.

Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!

Jerk off and smoke Newports by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020

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Newport Helicopter

The act of removing your shirt at a concert and waving it above your head in a circular motion, like a helicopters main blades. Can be done as an individual or along with the audience.

Popularised by the Alternative, "Ragga metal" band Skindred and their frontman, Benji Webbe, both of whom hail from Newport, South Wales.

"Let me see yah do tha fuckin' Newport Helicopter!!!! Get dem shirts in the air!"
-Benji Webbe

Newport Helicopter by Barnabeast98 November 23, 2018

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Newport, Washington

A small town on the Washington-Idaho Border where every other house on any given street is a drug house.

"Dude, where are you from?"
"Newport, Washington. But don't worry, I didn't live in THOSE houses."

Newport, Washington by fancynancy812 May 6, 2012

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