An older woman's hairstyle that resembles the aerial home where one might find a mother pigeon feeding her young. Its full expression occurs after a haircut (poofed), some spray and a quarter mile ride in an open-topped dragster, sans helmet.

Lou: "Check out the do on that old bat three rows down. It looks like there's something living in there!"
Cathy: "You're right. It's an example of a Nestus Pigeonus. She'd look right at home on the side of a cliff!"

Nestus Pigeonus by Higley August 5, 2011

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Nesquik

Basically the best drink created by man (not god, morons). Nesquik provides us with calcium to help our bones grow healthy and strong and fifteen percent of our reccomended daily saturated fat intake. Nesquik combined with a donut or two take care of our reccomended saturated fat for the week! Nesquik is the only drink that I can think of with enough fat, carbs, and sodium to be counted as as meal.

"But dayyyum, Strawberry Nesquik is so satisfying!" exclaimed Fat Bertha.

Nesquik by Allyrides February 24, 2006

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