N3ecron 

Wiki.

"Hey N3ecron what're you doing today?" "Wiki". "Wait how did you get in my house WAIT HOLD UP DON'T SHOO-" "All for the wiki".

N3ecron by N3ecringe August 21, 2022

Necronomicondom

When you chop off a man's penis skin and put it over your own

You raise more than the dead with a Necronomicondom.

Necronomicondom by StonyPegasus359 September 6, 2014

Necrononce 

Someone who creeps into graveyards and digs up a freshly buried child with the intent to fuck the corpse.

A term coined by Big Dan of HME.

You see that guy over there who looks like Gene Simmons? He's a Necrononce.

Necrononce by BigDanHME July 31, 2019

Necronomicunt 

A woman who constantly links every day occurrences with paranormal/occult phenomenons.

"I couldn't sleep last night."
"We're in October; the spirits of the fall are very active at night during this time of year."
"You're a necronomicunt."

Necronomicunt by Al teh Hellspawn January 28, 2014

necron 

another faction of Warhammer 40,000 which can be utterly badass or utterly destroyed based upon whether you got good dice rolls with your destroyers/heavy destroyers.

1: Hey I have necrons!
2: Hey I have Dark Eldar Im so awesome because everyone who plays DE think they're gods!
1: *blam*
2:Damn it! I wish I had tanks but I dont because Dark Eldar suck!
1: *blam*
2: you suck at life nerd!
1: *blam*
3: Uhh we're gonna have to arrest you for shooting a man named 2.
1: *blam*

necron by Joe Dee July 19, 2006

Necrons 

An army of Warhammer 40k which use Gauss Weapons to disentigrate enemies particle-by-particle. Look like skeloton/terminator and are religous in an odd way.

I got the Necron Monolith today for $50 and it kicks ass!

Necrons by some guy July 3, 2004

necronomicon 

A volume of arcane and occult knowledge featured in the horror stories of H P Lovecraft. Though he made reference to some genuine texts, the "unmentionable Necronomicon of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred" was entirely his invention. Throughout the Fifties and Sixties his books gained such a following among college students that numerous hoax versions were produced, drawing heavily on his own Cthulhu fiction and the writings of Aleister Crowley.

"You've got a Necronomicon? Woo, I'm impressed. *opens it* You'll notice that turning this diagram upside-down actually displays the Arabic for PROFESSOR CARLING BLOWS GOATS."

necronomicon by shoggoth August 10, 2003