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A. The women with the world's largest tits. A large breasted women who is 40+ years of age who's tits are roughly the size of bowling balls.

B. Nicole's mom.
"Holy fuck dude! Have you seen the size of N-Mom's tits?"

"I know, there fuckin' huge!"
N-Mom by CuntHumper October 5, 2011
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mom n save 

Using mom's house as a grocery store
I'm so broke I went shopping at mom n save.
mom n save by lilgirlkat August 8, 2007
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Mom n' thems 

What a black person calls his or her families house. Usually said when they are "axed" where they are or where they plan to be at a later date and time.
black guy #1: where you be at son?
black guy #2: shit dawg, straight chillin' at my mom n' thems.
Mom n' thems by 420dank_budz January 27, 2010

mom'n'em 

This term refers to your mom and the rest of your family
What's good?! How is your mom'n'em?
mom'n'em by BlkTye May 22, 2014

y/n moment

When someone experiences a situation that seems like it came straight out of a fanfic. An example of this would be running into someone famous somewhere you would not expect them to be, receiving a marriage proposal from them, and then running away together on their yacht. Essentially, it is an event that took place that seems so unrealistic it could be the plot of a 2013 wattpad werewolf/vampire/onedirection/foreign prince fanfic.
Omg, I went on vacation to (insert place here) and I had the biggest y/n moment! I met (insert famous celebrity that you have a crush on here) (insert generic activity here).
y/n moment by (0Lani0) March 27, 2022
Shorthand for No Meatballs Off My Table - Doesn't matter to me
"Look, it's no meatballs off my table (NMOMT) if you decide to go to Arkngthunch." -Snorfin
NMOMT by poorat July 24, 2020
Narcissistic mother, referring to an abusive mother
My nmom told me that I’m a horrible daughter
nmom by sppoooppy April 7, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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