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Mystix

When he was only 8 years old he let another kid suck his cock and now tries to convince people he is not gay. “You’re only gay if the tips touch”, he says, but when you let him put a silver crayon up your ass it’s gone too far. About 2 and a half inches too far. He’s gay, kids...
Mystix is 100% GAYCONFIRMED
by Vergent September 23, 2018
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Homie who stole his hair from a lego dude.
Look Mystix's lego hair
by DPredator March 19, 2004
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Organic's Big Bro
There's Mystix
by Ok Bitch 420 May 18, 2021
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Mystic Messenger

A game where the characters tell you to go to sleep at 8 o'clock, but then make a new chatroom at 3 in the morning and expect you to wake up for it to get the good ending.
My parents say I shouldn't play Mystic Messenger at 3 in the morning, but will that really stop me?
by Deku for Days™ November 17, 2018
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a game that makes you incredibly lovesick, you wanna get back to your phone as soon as possible just to talk to them again, which makes you stay up late and wake up early just so you can see their beautiful faces/words :))))
all of the boys from Mystic Messenger are my bbys now
by i crave death August 21, 2018
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An app that reminds you to eat
Mystic Messenger Chat:
“Did you eat yet?”
~Three hours later-
“Did you eat yet?”
by ILiekCheese January 3, 2018
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MYSTIC MESSENGER IS NOT A DATING SIM, IT'S LIKE A FUCKING ANIME SOAP OPERA THAT LIKES TO PLAY WITH YOUR EMOTIONS! IT RIPS OUT YOUR HEART, STOMPS ON IT, AND PUTS IT IN A BLENDER BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS EACH DESERVE LOVE AND HAPPINESS BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO RESTART THE GAME AND BREAK EACK OF THEIR HEARTS, AND YOUR OWN, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT EXCEPT CRY FOREVER.
by booyavivi November 28, 2016
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