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Mystian - A tall nerdy guy and a short nerdy girl. Both are in love and are sometimes too afraid to show it. They have strong feelings for one another and everyone knows it
Mystian is a cute couple! Did you see them at the dance?
mystian by - unicorns beyotch - February 2, 2014
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Mystian - A male nerdy stripper and a nerdy girl in love with one another. The Guy strips at parties and the girl studies at home. But when together alone in one room, everyone is strippin everywhere. Both show lust for each other and isn't afraid to show it! Both nerds are fun to be around but be careful when they're horny
Hey should we invite Mystian to the party?
I don't want them twerking and stripping
They slow danced once
mystian by - unicorns beyotch - February 2, 2014
Related Words
1.Explaining the truth in an aggressive tone
2.ejaculation in pants
3.being a spaz
Jordan mysted all over his pants before eating mcdonalds

mystery was mysting for a whole ten minutes

Jordan you need to stop Mysting, it's getting annoying!

Jordan Mysted while in his class, causing an uproar throughout the room
Mysting by screwyparasite December 27, 2011
A strong an independent woman that is sweet and kind. She looks like a bad-bitch, but at heart; is humble and quite intelligent. She is an excellent mother and a great partner, treat Mystin right. She loves nice things, and tends to treat herself. Mystin is the type of person you have to really be a terrible person for her to dislike you. If Mystin curbs you, you fucked up and are a bad person.

Be more like Mystin.
"who's that sexy bitch? Oh, that's Mystin"

"Ayo TT, damn watchu doin with all that ass? Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon, hella ass, the sun is still out, ion even know. That's the hommie."
Mystin by Deathofastrawberry May 30, 2020
the person i love so much literally so swag and beautiful i wouldn’t trade you for you your my whole heart and i love you so much your so gorgeous and have the prettiest smile ever
mystink i love you so much
mystink by your darling :) March 18, 2021
someone who is classified as eclectic and alternitive--a certain social group
man, look at all those, goths, ravers, mystials, skaters and stoners!
mystial by mystial007 May 5, 2003
A girl that flawless, Mystina’s are most likely to be the prettiest of the friend group but are shy when you first meet them but they open up and end up being that bitch
Guy 1: “Hey look it’s mystina”
Guy2: “Damn I wish I could get at that.”
Guy3:“Bro you don’t got a chance.”
Mystina by Bigdaddychris September 3, 2020
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