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myrtw is the type of girl who will brighten up the room just with her smile. She is beautiful, caring and loving. She will love you no matter what but if you try to take her for granted YOU ARE DEAD. Show a myrtw that you love her in different ways, or just tell her how much she means to you. All the boys fall for her personality, she’s just perfect. She’s smart, curious and very very funny.
Girl: oh my gosh is her name myrtw?

Boy: Yes. Isn’t she perfect?

Girl: I wish I could be like her...
myrtw by cccccleo November 12, 2020
Words you can keep
She is hoe and she also has the ability to suck your soul from the tip of you cock!!!!
Myrtw can you give me the tip top stronger bow 3000?
Myrtw by TheFacter3000 November 20, 2021
Related Words
myrtw myrtle Myrthe Myrtle Beach Myrtille Myrth myrto Myrte myrtha Myrtilus

Myrtle Mimosa 

A mimosa made with champagne (preferably inexpensive) and Mountain Dew (any flavor). Dust the rim of the glass/cup with hot Cheetos dust. - STE
I enjoy Camel Wides and Swisher Sweets along with an ice cold Myrtle Mimosa when I am relaxing on the boardwalk.
Myrtle Mimosa by probably scott November 2, 2018
Myrto is a beautiful girl. Myrto has a strong personality but hides it in front of adults to be polite. she often always has your back and doesn't like to disappoint you. She might seem shy but you annoy her and YOUR DEAD. Mostly boys with the names Mohammed fall for her but she is hard to get and can't be tricked. She's a really nice person and the last thing she'd like to do is get in trouble. Myrto travels a lot and is usually from Greece or the European area. She's an absolute genius and has probably memorized the dictionary.
Mohamed: Have you seen that beautiful girl? What's her name?
Girl: Her? Oh yeah shes my friend Myrto
Mohamed: I am madly in love with her
Girl: ;-;
myrto by ESfriends December 1, 2019
A person that loves everyone. She never have angrienes for someone . She will always have a part of her heart for new people. She had been a lot sad but every time she get over it
Myrto is the most beautiful girl in the world
Myrto by Ahaam October 23, 2019

The Dirty Myrtie 

Having sloppy drunk sex while riding the famous sky wheel in myrtle beach. It helps if one of the partners farts before, during, or after intercourse, thus hot boxing the couple in the enclosed pod for the remainder of the ride.
Hey Clyde, don't get in that pod, the couple that just got out look like they just did the dirty Myrtie. Lets wait for the next one.
Going to Myrtle Beach with no other intention than drinking your face off and acting in a reckless manner. The way of life for many college kids on Spring Break or Dead Week in Myrtle Beach.

Side effects include loss of all money/dignity, and late night visits to Hot Diggity Dogs.
"We had a great time getting Myrtled all week"
Myrtled by Swine Fluu May 19, 2009
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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