Myrte

A common mispelling of 'Myrthe'.

Conversation:
Hello Myrthe.
My name is fucking Myrte!! M Y R T E. *Goes into uncontrollable blind rage*

by Dead Platypus April 1, 2008

Myrte

Myrte is the sweetest girl u can meet. She will always have ur back when u need it. She also looks cute and populair. She is always open to a nice talk. And when u are feeling sad she can make u happy in no time. U want to keep myrte close because your not going to regret it.

Damn who is that sweet good looking girl? That is Myrte

by Kabouter wesley October 17, 2019

Myrte

Cool girl who's American in another country, Myrthe is less common and sucks.

- Hi, did you see Myrthe somewhere?
~ No, she's probably being cool again AND YOU SPELL IT AS MYRTE FFS
- Calm down dude

by dazzledsweetie June 2, 2020

Myrte

Myrte is an epitome of a girl that looks beautiful, with mesmerizing eyes. She is charming, funny but sometimes her jokes can be very childish.

That girl is so Myrte, I wish she was my girlfriend.

by Gart20 July 5, 2018

Ad mortem inimicus

What you will hear when the bringer of the law shitwhips your ass after a 50dmg light parry punish

*clang* AD MORTEM INIMICUS

by SlenderMF December 2, 2019

mortereve

Mortereve is a combination of "MORning, afTERnoon, and EVEning," used as a greeting in international/ multi-time-zone contexts (such as an Internet forum or conference call).

First used on www.narniaweb.com c. 2006.

I logged onto the forum and wished my friends from New Zealand , the UK, and the US a Good Mortereve.

by berninbush July 20, 2017

pre-mortem

Reviewing the details of why a product or project launch will fail BEFORE the product actually launches. This is distinct in nature from a post-mortem, which FOLLOWS a failed product or project launch.

The group of product managers congregated in the kitchen to conduct a pre-mortem of the soon-to-be released cell phone device.

by shmoozle October 28, 2010