Myrtilus

A Greek god, Son Of Hermes. Biggest simp you'll ever meet.

Greek God Myrtilus!

by John Terisom April 29, 2020

Myrtilus

A dumb bitch who sucks dick and likes men.

Myrtilus is a son of a bitch who simps for women out of his league. As if he even has a league.

by gregory simpson 25 May 03, 2020

Myrtilus

Greek god. Son of Hermes. Also known as professional fortnite and minecraft player

OMG are you a myrtilus? Your so brave

by DripFN October 23, 2018