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A goat that looks like someone you know.
Dave: That goat looks like one of my friends.
Tim: So.
Dave: It’s a Mygoat
Mygoat by Salt0727 June 15, 2018
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Mygot Bot 

A Mygot Bot is a cheating bot found in Team Fortress 2 where it's main goal is to annoy everyone except itself where it uses aimbot, micspam etc. There are multiple kinds of bots found in Team Fortress 2 such as lag bots, valve bots etc.If you find a Mygot Bot or any other bot in Team Fortress 2, immediately kick it.
TF2 Player:Kick the Mygot Bot it's cheating and it's ruining the game.
Mygot Bot by Rez04 August 17, 2020

Touch my goat 

Australian slang for totes ma goat meaning totally, often used at bush doofs.
“Wanna head back to camp and have a tube?”
“Touch my goat! Let’s go!”

toats mgoats dr. scrots 

Hey man, you wanna go to the club,

toats mgoats dr. scrots

toats mcgoats 

Totally; ten times more valid then just toats
Jenny- Are you really gonna go watch The Avengers again?

Me-Toats McGoats yeah that movies my shit.
toats mcgoats by timefly121 December 19, 2013

gets my goat 

The way you are chewing with your mouth open right now really just gets my goat
gets my goat by d1nuslamb2.o May 12, 2016

Grates my goat 

A phrase which means to 'annoy' 'irritate' or which shows a general dislike. Another version of Grates my cheese.
"You know what grates my goat? That guy at work who eats like a horse."
Grates my goat by Danjanon July 21, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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