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Mygot Bot 

A Mygot Bot is a cheating bot found in Team Fortress 2 where it's main goal is to annoy everyone except itself where it uses aimbot, micspam etc. There are multiple kinds of bots found in Team Fortress 2 such as lag bots, valve bots etc.If you find a Mygot Bot or any other bot in Team Fortress 2, immediately kick it.
TF2 Player:Kick the Mygot Bot it's cheating and it's ruining the game.
Mygot Bot by Rez04 August 17, 2020

Touch my goat 

Australian slang for totes ma goat meaning totally, often used at bush doofs.
“Wanna head back to camp and have a tube?”
“Touch my goat! Let’s go!”

toats mgoats dr. scrots 

Hey man, you wanna go to the club,

toats mgoats dr. scrots

toats mcgoats 

Totally; ten times more valid then just toats
Jenny- Are you really gonna go watch The Avengers again?

Me-Toats McGoats yeah that movies my shit.
toats mcgoats by timefly121 December 19, 2013

gets my goat 

The way you are chewing with your mouth open right now really just gets my goat
gets my goat by d1nuslamb2.o May 12, 2016

Grates my goat 

A phrase which means to 'annoy' 'irritate' or which shows a general dislike. Another version of Grates my cheese.
"You know what grates my goat? That guy at work who eats like a horse."
Grates my goat by Danjanon July 21, 2009
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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