Scrots

UK Slang for Scrotum

John just got kicked in the scrots by Eddy.

by Loki000009 May 3, 2010

Scrots

Pubic stuble regrowth following intense shaving session.

While my girlfriend was going down on me her nose got cut on my razor sharp SCROTS!

by Brian(Big juicy), Seth(Big sexy), Benjamin (Brown scat gravy) March 27, 2008

scrots n' oats

noun:

A healthy and nutritious meal, preferably eaten as a breakfast, comprised of any kind of flaked or milled oats with a side of juicy scrotum.

Commonly mistaken for scrotmeal, which is the brunch version of scrots n' oats.

"Wow man, your breath smells like shit."
"Yeah dude, I had scrots n' oats for breakfast."

by Jim Rogers II March 11, 2008

toats mgoats dr. scrots

totally to the next level

Hey man, you wanna go to the club,

toats mgoats dr. scrots

by cabargstadt May 5, 2010

toats mcgoats dr.scrots

totally taken up a notch

Hey man you wanna go to the club tonight
Toats mcgoats dr.scrots

by cabargstadt May 5, 2010

Scrotal distancing

Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.

I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.

by tbow252 May 16, 2020

total scrotal implosion

A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.

total scrotal implosion: its real, its here, and its killing everywhere.

by cusshinpushcushinpushin696969 February 28, 2011