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Mybitch

A sceneybopper shit bitch who gets real offended when you say things like "you dont look anything like your myspace", "your myspace sucks", " i deleting you off my top friends!" and so on....basically a fucking crying a-hole.
sceneybopper: OMFGZOOORXXXX!!1111010 NEW PICKS! COMMENT THEM PEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSE LMFAOOLOLCOPTER!!!!!!!11111
me: you look like a 15 year old chick..
sceneybooper: waaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fuck you, you really hurt my feelings..im gay.
me: your such a Mybitch.
by bonja October 26, 2007
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make you my bitch

To dominate an opponent in competition. To utterly embarass another by your sheer dominance... therefore making them your bitch.
Example: I play you this week in the fantasy football playoffs... I'm gonna make you my bitch!
by scOK December 17, 2013
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suck my bitch

when you're drunk and you say suck my bitch dick instead of suck my dick bitch.
basically the same thing as saying suck my dick bitch but its a shit-ton funnier
oh you fucking fuzznut, suck my bitch!
by bitchsuckers June 5, 2018
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sun-mabitch

Usually used by old Indians/Pakistanis as an obscenity (usually directed at white people). Coined from the term "son of a bitch", this south-asian derivative has the same message, yet combines an undeniably funny accent.
"Allo?"
"ummm hey...may I please speak with Sharanjit?"
"Who's dis?"
"...It's his friend Mark..."
"listen you sun-mabitch....you call my house one more time I call police....you vucking bestard!"
"umm.....so he's not home???"
by porneggs May 24, 2006
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smack my bitch up

Request another to inject you with Heroin or get you high. "Get me high." "Light my fire." "Shoot me up." "Smack my bitch up."

The phrase was made famous by The Prodigy. The phrase does not mean to hit your girlfriend, nor does it advocate violence toward women as it literally implies.
"Man I'm tweekin', are you holdin'?"
"You know it."
"Then smack my bitch up.
by Joe Sa September 7, 2008
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McBitch

short for son of a bitch. The prefix Mc or Mac means son and originated in Ireland.
That McBitch is so jealous of my thrift shop glam.
by Markgyver February 2, 2013
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my bitch

an individual who belongs to you.
the entire american population under the u.s. government.
by civilian April 1, 2003
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