My-Syndrome 

Noun

Being affected by another's stupidity. Insensibility, Slowwittedness, Feeble-mindedness, Slowness, Cynical, Alienated

Someone's stupidity leeches onto another person

Q: "Is two plus two really four?"

A: "What you can't add? You got the My-Syndrome..."

My-Syndrome by Susan Cohan July 14, 2014

I don't want to do my work syndrome. (IDWTDMWS) 

1) Often occurs when trying to study or do any work.

2) Often confused with ADHD.
3) Can happen mid-sentence.
4) Power and symptoms often underestimated.

1) You don't stay focused when studying. I'm pretty sure you you have "I don't want to do my work syndrome." or commonly known as IDWTDMWS.
2) You: Doc. I think I have ADHD. I mean I can't focus when I'm working or studying.

Docter: No, you must have IDWTDMWS, or I don't want to do my work syndrome.
3) You writing: Billy is almost.......

You talking: What was that thing I was going to watch?
4) Your working one minute then get distracted and the next thing you know its been 5 hours since you did the thing you

were supposed to be doing.

I don't want to do my work syndrome. (IDWTDMWS) is a very serious thin, don't underestimate it.

I don't want to do my work syndrome. (IDWTDMWS) by Invisible Bobby June 24, 2020

Not In My Son Syndrome 

The phenomenon where parents who, despite initially stating their hypothetical acceptance in the case their children are LGBTQ, immediately reject their children based on their identity.

Mother (in 2010) to her 14 year old son: "I'll accept you for who you are!"
That same son (in 2013): "Mom, I'm gay."
Mother (in 2013): "Get the fuck out of my house."
This is a textbook example of Not in my Son Syndrome occuring.

Not In My Son Syndrome by acandletimer September 8, 2022

Not-On-My-Watch Syndrome

A chronic tendency to assume responsibility for solvable problems within one's immediate sphere of influence, especially when the well-being of people, animals, or innocent bystanders is at stake.
Symptoms may include:

Returning shopping carts that aren't yours.

Reporting hazards no one else noticed.

Helping lost children find their parents.

Rescuing animals.

Fixing small problems solely because leaving them unfixed feels morally irritating.

No one at the park knew who the lost dog belonged to, but one person stayed behind, called the number on the collar, and waited for the owner to arrive.
"Looks like a case of NOMWS."

"Why are you fixing a problem that isn't yours?"
"Because I'm already here, I have the abilities needed to fix it, and if I don’t at least try to, I know that I’ll just be beating myself up about it later."
"Ah. Not-On-My-Watch Syndrome."

A cyclist stopped traffic long enough to move a turtle out of the road. The turtle never noticed and thus didn’t care, but the cyclist did.
"Textbook NOMWS."

Not-On-My-Watch Syndrome by paganu_corsu October 10, 2026

Eat-my-shit (EMS) Syndrome 

Medical condition where you have an intense urge to take a massive dump in tupperware and put it in the fridge

Eat-my-shit (EMS) Syndrome

Eat-my-shit (EMS) Syndrome by Btwiz June 12, 2012

My-hand-is-a-Dolphin Syndrome 

This syndrome has been made popular by Rebeecca Black's "Friday" song.

The syndrome has been relatively ignored until this point. This has been a condition that effects all ages and races. Some of the signs of My-hand-is-a-Dolphin Syndrome (a.k.a. MHISADS) is the need to roll down the window in the car when you are "kicking it" in the front-seat or in the back-seat with your friends, then sliding your arm out and moving your hand and forearm up and down in a fashion which appears like a dolphin riding a bow of a ship.

Ryan - "Yeah, i was taking Nick home and all of a sudden, he started moving his hand up and down out the window like a damn dolphin"

Kevin - "Wow! I guess he caught that My-hand-is-a-Dolphin Syndrome. That's crazy! Hope you don't get it"

My-hand-is-a-Dolphin Syndrome by einsBAMF69 May 17, 2011