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my mate dave
(in the pub, at a table with one empty seat)
Randomer who wants the empty chair at your table: Hi is someone sitting here?
you: yes
Randomer: ...
You: My mate dave
Randomer who wants the empty chair at your table: Hi is someone sitting here?
you: yes
Randomer: ...
You: My mate dave
my mate dave by Slackjawjohn March 4, 2007
my mate lewis
my mate lewis by your average femboi May 1, 2022
my mate george
my mate george by qwertybutshit February 26, 2021
My Mate Maria
A reliable friend who will always listen with no judgment. They are the honest one who will tell it how it is and wont take shit from anything called FUckinG Joey
My Mate Maria by Public Toilet Enthusiast November 11, 2021
safe my mate
South African slang meaning everything's OK/cool/just fine thank you. Often said with a unique hand gesture whereupon one makes a fist, with the two fingers at either side remaining extended.
"Safe my mate" is a common and accepted response to a friend's loud (often drunken) inquiry as to one's wellbeing, often from several rows back at a rugby or cricket match.
me: "Hey Mannie! Howzit going, man?"
Mannie: "Safe my mate!"
me: "Hey Mannie! Howzit going, man?"
Mannie: "Safe my mate!"
safe my mate by Stuart Kelly December 30, 2007
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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