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my joint 

Friend with benefits.
Usually referred to a girl from a guy, so when i guy calls a girl his joint, he means he's currently "involved" with that girl. Or messing with her, and yea you get the point ;-) But thats all she is, no where near a wifey.
Me and my joint have plans, wink wink .
my joint by Boooooom December 12, 2009
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my joint 

my joint by Tfleeton November 19, 2007

my joint 

my joint by Tfleeton November 19, 2007

my joint backdrafted

When you take a hit on a joint and it flames up in the middle and the tip.
I took a hit and my joint backdrafted and nearly burnt my my lip.
my joint backdrafted by MaBH January 21, 2024

Thats my joint 

Also used "Thats my song." Not a joint as in drug. Something that a being has great interest. But not a girl. Like a game or song.
(good song on the radio)..."This my joint"
Thats my joint by me May 13, 2005

Cop My Joint 

"Cop my Joint" is an abrupt term meaning "Suck my Cock". This saying is to be used as an abrupt come back to some moron who is trying to slag you in front of your friends. This saying is best used in large crowds and your opponent is surrounded by his own friends. This will ensure maximum embarrasment to him or her.
Oh yea, you can "Cop my Joint" Mutherfucker!!!!!
Cop My Joint by RudeDonny December 22, 2005

Dawgin' my joints 

When two or more friends doubt whether or not a friend is telling the truth or full of shit. It pertains to not believing a friend in any situation necessary. The spectrum ranges from hooking up with a girl all the way to a friend not taking gambling advice.
1: Yo, I called you that night to chill with those girls.

2: Nah son, weak, I didn't get a call because you didn't want me there.
1: Son, quit dawgin' my joints.

2: You're dawgin' my joints son.

1: Quit dawgin' my joints kid?
2: Nah kid, you quit dawgin' my joints.

1: I'm telling you son, Alabama will cover.
2: Nah kid, no way bro.

1: You dawgin' my joints son?
Dawgin' my joints by CaldeSoxxx January 24, 2015
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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