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Here's my dumb*** holiday 

national hit your dad with a bug day
i meant to say mug but that makes it even more dumb
please don't take this seriously
do not hit your dad with a bug
Here's my dumb*** holiday
national hit your dad with a big day
you mean bug?
yes

My son so dumb iq 21

HE TRIED TO MAKE FRIENDS BUT THEY CHING CHONG HE EAT THE WON TON BUT HE FAT LIKE KIM JUNG
My son so dumb iq 21:boy 1

i go dumb in my backpack 

yay area slang. it means you go dumb while wearing your character backpack. character backpacks are popular among baydestrians. it goes with the uniform: stunna shades, blue jeans, white tee, nike/vans, character backpack. characters on backpacks usually have spongebob or superheroes or care bears(for girls) on it.
i go dumb in my backpack, dumb in my backpack. dumb in my, dumb in my, dumb in my backpack.

-song by headbustaz feat. mistah fab

my son so dumb 

very gud song check out u are dumb very yas
my son so dumb, IQ 21.

my son so dumb iq 21 asian rap 1 

My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum

He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry

My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum
my son so dumb iq 21 asian rap 1

my dumbass

1. (pronoun) Used instead of I/me to refer to yourself when you are, in fact, a {{dumbass}}
my dumbass just tried to snort a line of salt like it was fucking coke
my dumbass by WordInventor#20000 October 26, 2022
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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