my beef

My best friend (who is sick and tired of the term bff.) A friend of exceptional caliber. One who is like family.

You just saved my life, you really are my beef. My beef just let me borrow his car, no questions asked.

by SLAY Co. Inc. February 10, 2015

My Beef

1. Expressing sorrow for a wrongdoing
2. my bad

1. Out on the court playing b-ball, someone shoots and another player slaps his face after a failed attempt to block the shot. That person then say:
1. Big Mike - Damn son. My beef.
2. R.O.B. - It's aight. I got a spare in the trunk.

by mike+rob show April 02, 2007

my beef strong

Phrase coined by the African dude in Grandma's Boy after he farts and wafts the fart into his notstrils.
People who enjoy the smell of their own farts may sometimes use this term.

Guy A: "Dude, did you fart."

Guy B: "MMMM...My beef strong."

GuyC: "Boy, it really is."

by Jako Kot December 16, 2007

Smoke my Beef

Another Variation of Smoke my meat

Telling another to put ones penis in mouth and smoke it like cigar or ciggarette

Something a hoodrat would say

Aye Jermaine get down on your knees and smoke my beef asshole

by AYoungadolecentafricanmale June 20, 2017

Steppin on my beef

(verb) Doin someones woman, or physically interacting with them in a sexual manner.

Dude, if your steppin on my beef, im a pop a cap in yo ass.

by A. Mysta May 31, 2006

Eat My Beef!

The statement which comes before or during sexual interactions between a white male and Hindu woman

Under my Hindu girlfriend’s parents bed I screamed, ‘Eat My Beef!’ Just as I came into her, alarming her parents while they were having sex above us.

by Jizatron April 21, 2019

Spray My Beef

This means 'to ejaculate'.
'Beef' refering to the sperm.

I want to spray my beef all over her face

by ENGLAND WOOP WOOP October 15, 2010