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r my f
"Rape my face" Much like s on my f (sit on my face) r my f is more demanding and intense. (and just better)
To forcibly demand someone to sit on your face.
To forcibly demand someone to sit on your face.
r my f by Hannah Raven August 3, 2011
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my're • my red • My Right! • My Ruin • My rainbow • my ranked teammates • My real • my red person • My Reflection • My Rib
r my e
Gabi: Let me r your e hxc
Zach / Andy / CJ / Bronson / Alex / Dina / Preston / Lubbdogg: F*ck off, Gabi, you cannot r my e.
Zach / Andy / CJ / Bronson / Alex / Dina / Preston / Lubbdogg: F*ck off, Gabi, you cannot r my e.
r my e by Motha Bird March 27, 2008
my bawls r gawd
my bawls r gawd by James Lowe September 6, 2004
R There Boobs In My Face Rn
R There Boobs In My Face Rn by Ella Gabel May 10, 2024
My Little N i g g e r
You can call me Mr. M a j o r or ‘daddy’ M a j o r. I’m writing this to clarify the stuff written about my little n I g g e r Lawrence or Larry. I know he’s a problem for folks and some of you unlucky ones who have to be around him in Omaha. I managed to knock up his momma, who was a alcoholic crack whore. So from the beginning he wasn’t wanted. He was a chubby little squat. In fact his titties was bigger than his momma’s when he was a boy. But I could see that when he was a little baby, he was gonna be a problem. That’s one reason I left. I didn’t want to believe he came from my loins. He used to get in fights, but only when somebody else was there to protect him. His life of crime started early when he stole money from me from my wallet. He went on to stealing hubcaps, breaking windows and stealing from stores. He was sent to Boys Town, but I was gone then and from what I’ve read, he’s still a miserable little bastard. I know he’s diabetic, but still drinks too much anyway which makes him even worse. Them folks have to deal with a drunken loud mouth that runs around crying racism all the time. I know I wouldn’t hire him if I ran a business. He was, is, and will always be just a scum punk.
My Little N i g g e r by Nigger Larry Major in Omaha April 30, 2013
R.I.P. my boner
An expression used to indicate that someone or something has destroyed your good mood or distracted from a good time.
A: "Jack and Emily's wedding is going to be awesome!"
B: "I heard it was going to be a cash bar."
A: "Well R.I.P. my boner."
B: "I heard it was going to be a cash bar."
A: "Well R.I.P. my boner."
R.I.P. my boner by SmooveD March 13, 2011
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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