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My mommy said 

The best insult in the world
“My mommy said I’m cooler”
Bully: you nerd
Nerd: my mommy said I’m cooler
Bully:” weeeeeeh”

Are you my mommy? 

Another way to irritate people on CoD online play that take it too seriously.
You: "Are you my mommy?"
Person you are annoying: "NO I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING MOMMY!!!"
You: "Are you sure?"
Person you are annoying: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
You: "Ok.....Mommy"
Person you are annoying: "FUCK OFF!!!"
You:................................................MOMMY!!!!!!"
Are you my mommy? by Mr. Squang August 7, 2009

sucking my mommy dick 

sucking my mommy dick is when a step son sucks his trans step mommys dicky.
step son;hey mommy

mom; wanna suck my dick

step son; u got a dick🥵 oh yeah
sucking my mommy dick

On my mommy 

A less serious and BETTER version of “on my momma”
Not to be taken seriously…if it was taken seriously my mommy would have been dead for years
Dayton:YOOO cock tastes soooo good

Me:On my mommy

My mom: You are a disappointment to our entire bloodline

Me: On god gang, on my mommy! (OMM)
On my mommy by On my mommy October 24, 2022

Tyrone is my Dommy Mommy 

and I'm his submissible and breedable little rat
Tyrone is my Dommy Mommy
Tyrone is my Dommy Mommy by Puva August 17, 2024

ur mommy in my bed 

“ur mommy in my bed” means that your mother is in my bed. It is self explanatory
Hey Grace, ur mommy in my bed
ur mommy in my bed by s_jaffe February 27, 2022
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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