My Lai 

A place in Vietnam where US soldiers beat, raped, tortured and murdered hundreds of innocent civilians and burned their village, knowing full well that the Viet Cong were not there (as demonstrated in court by US military witnesses).

Of the many perpetrators, only one was ever convicted but later pardoned by the President, showing that War Crimes and War Criminals are tolerated in America - as long as they were perpetrated by Americans (or indeed, Israelis).

Man! I went to My Lai and raped me a fine little 12 year old Vietnamese girl, beat and shot a few of the yella gooks and burned their village - and no-one ever pulled me up on it! God Bless America! Now, I'm off to Iraqistan to killify that evil murdering Soddam guy! We can't have world leaders abusing human rights!

My Lai by Jay April 16, 2004

My Hen Laid A Haddock 

An English phonetic version of "Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau", the national anthem of Wales, written by Swansea poet Nigel Jenkins.

My hen laid a haddock, one hand oiled a flea,
Glad farts and centurions threw dogs in the sea,
I could stew a hare here and brandish Dan's flan,
Don's ruddy bog's blocked up with sand.

(Cytgan - Chorus)

Dad! Dad! Why don't you oil Auntie Glad?
Can whores appear in beer bottle pies,
O butter the hens as they fly!

My Hen Laid A Haddock by Koshevoi July 24, 2010

mylaisha 

Mylaisha is a beautiful Funny girl. Doesn’t need a boy to make her happy. Can make friends easily. Kind to certain people and sort out fake people. An a really smart girl

Wow have you seen Mylaisha today she is so beautiful

mylaisha by Kendallx July 11, 2018

Mylaisha 

Mylaisha is a baddie herself. Doesn’t need nobody to make her happy. She funny with a bright personality. Don’t hang or talk to a lot of people but doesn’t mean she can’t fight. Already has her life planned and set out ahead of her. Only close to a few people. Laughs at everything. But overall an amazing person!!!

Boy 1:Do you see that girl over there
Boy 2: That’s Mylaisha

Boy 1: She bad asf.

Mylaisha by Kendallx January 5, 2020

Mylaina

A very ugly person & is very fat

Person 1: who is that girl over there?
Person 2:I don’t know but she is very ugly

Person 1: yea she must be a mylaina 🤮

Mylaina by Kitty cat rainbow 23 July 3, 2019

mylaine 

to drink a large sum of alcohlic beverages; to get crunk

-yo what did you do last night
-I got mylaine

mylaine by dd22m4m45 April 24, 2008

mylaina

Stupid.

Mylaina thought the birds where mini dinosaurs

mylaina by Cally.ha December 17, 2018