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April my beloved 

A wonderful person that is absolutely beautiful and gorgeous but sadly lives far away from Germany.
Person 1: Hey, do you know any cool people?
Melanie: Yeah, I know April. April my beloved is one of the best persons on the world.

april my beloved 

april is a super sweet person, who deserves the whole world!! she’s super nice, and always willing to help her friends and i love her!
april my beloved by avilexce May 24, 2021

National rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15 

Touch any boys penis or any girls vagina
Day april 15
You girl rub my dick it is national rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15

April 6 National tell my crush i got a crush on them day 

On april 6 you have to tell your crush that you like them.
Good Luck☘
April 6 National tell my crush i got a crush on them day

My pussy smells like April fresh. 

1-An entitled, spoiled, privileged women or girl that thinks her shit don't stink.

2-Shes above everybody, because she’s gotten everything in life.
3-Shes all that, and no one can touch her.
4-Someone thats stands there watching her boyfriend/husband do all the labor, and does nothing.
5-A spoil princess that does the bare minimum.
I don’t clean because my pussy smells like April fresh.
I’m all that because my pussy smells like April fresh.
I don't cook. I only make salad because my pussy smells like April fresh.

My Apricot 

A person who warms your heart and soul, someone that you genuinely love and adore.
"Kate is my Apricot"
My Apricot by M-riz June 7, 2023
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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