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The humblest person you will ever meet. Great sense of humor too.
It's mwesis that'll make it to heaven first.
Mwesi by Mtu_bladifakin November 20, 2021
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He is the a male definition of a HOE, he knows every woman on this earth, he makes sure he gets to them first before anyone else. He really knows how to make women feel special but he is damn toxic.

When he enters in the room, every woman wants to be around him, it’s so hard for other men to be recognized when he is around
“Heyy look at Mwesi he has a sexy voice”
“Damn, Mwesi is already following her, i stand no chance”
mwesi by Esya_Essy November 23, 2021
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Mwesi • mwesigwa • mesist • maesin • meesie-moosies • mesi • mesial • mesíc • Mesican • Mesick
Any vape is classified as a mesian.
Luke G was the creator of the word mesian
Hey man can I hit your mesian?
Mesian by slxde June 25, 2020

E-mnesia 

A condition in which one's memory of an opened email is disturbed. In simple terms it is the loss of memory of opening and viewing an email.
I opened the email, and then promptly forgot. It is as if I never received it. I occasionally suffer from E-mnesia.
E-mnesia by esau kessler February 28, 2009
The Boys or The best clan of all time
Yoooo “MeSir” is fire
MeSir by MeSir August 2, 2020
One of the most amazing and beautiful girls you will ever meet. She can act crazy at times but everyone loves her. All her sisters try to help her but she is highly independent and won't ask for help.
Maesie's brother "Maesie just let her help you,"

Maesie's sister " if you just let me help you it will go way faster."

Maesie "no i can do it myself
Maesie by Grace1014 May 29, 2019
A meesis is a girl that you’re madly in love with. You know you’ve found a good one when you’ve found a meesis.
I love you, you are my meesis.
meesis by bobansey February 10, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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