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Mutua is the best guy there is. He is truly one of a kind. There’s no amount of words to describe how truly incredible and unique he is.

If you are lucky enough to know a Mutua you should always treat him kindly and do everything you can to make him feel appreciated. He would sacrifice the world for you.

A guy like Mutua will always be there for you. No matter what. Mutua’s are good listeners, someone you can always laugh with, a shoulder to lean or cry on, a best friend. Mutua is so easy to be around. He’s someone you can be completely yourself around. He always brings out the best in everyone. He always goes the extra mile. There is no comparison to a Mutua.

If you are lucky enough to know a Mutua, then you better never let go. If you are lucky enough to date a Mutua.. You just got blessed with the best.

Mutua’s are funny, cute, patient, supportive and so smart.
Omg she’s so lucky to be with Mutua.

I wish I had a Mutua in my life.
Mutua by Xoxoxeidnbwu April 19, 2020
Words you can keep
A wonderful, strong and loyal person. The kind of person you'd want as your best friend for life. The kind of person you would do anything for. Be anyone for. Not many people notice that kind of person to be such a gift. Hard to get to know, very guarded. Easy to lose. Is either 100% in or 100% out. When he loves he loves deeply, but that love could disappear over night. When you love a Mutua it will consume you, it’ll be the most exciting but scariest thing. Don't ever let a person like that slip through your fingers. You will regret it. But if he chooses to let you go, know there’s nothing you could have done to stop it. When he makes up his mind, that’s it.
A: That’s just Mutua. He can't help it. It's who he is.
B: Mutua is as cold as it gets. But also is sometimes so different for a moment.

C: I wish Mutua would have chosen to love me forever. But he chose to walk away.
Mutua by Xoxoxeidnbwu September 22, 2020
A wonderful, strong and loyal person. The kind of person you'd want as your best friend forever. The kind of person you would do anything for. Be anyone for. Not many people notice that kind of person to be such a gift. Hard to get to know, very guarded. Easy to lose. He’s either 100% in or 100% out. When he loves you, you’ll feel it, it will consume you. But there’s a great chance of waking up and not receiving anything, no love or affection without any context. He could quite possibly be in love with you one day and want nothing to do with you the next. It’s an exciting yet terrifying thing to be in love with a Mutua. Try to never let a person like that slip through your fingers. You will regret it. But if he chooses to leave and to stop choosing you , there’s nothing you can do. Once he’s made up his mine there’s no changing it. Trust me, I tried. All in all, maybe never love a Mutua at all. Getting to know him, to love him and then having to pretend he’s a stranger will break you.
A: That’s Mutua for you, his way or the high way
B: Careful with Mutua, he will love you then leave you all in one day
C: Shes with Mutua! How exciting.. how scary
Mutua by Xoxoxeidnbwu September 22, 2020

Double-headed Mutant Eagle 

Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.
Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.

In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.

Mutha Puaka 

A Mutha Puaka is someone who doesn't take life too seriously while still commands respect.

He can be seen stylishly riding vintage motorcycles when not puaking your mutha.
We're big in Japan like a Mutha Puaka!

Every guy who isn't Japanese is big in Japan, Mutha Puaka.

That Mutha Puaka sure knows how to not give any fucks.

Look at that fatty, riding his motorcycle in the nude like a Mutha Puaka.

This weather be hotter than a Mutha Puaka.

All them ladies love staring at his crotch like a Mutha Puaka.

Guy: Suck my dick.
Girl: Why can't you be more romantic?
Guy: Suck my dick, in the moonlight.
Girl: Oh alright then, Mutha Puaka.

BE A MUTHA PUAKA EVERY DAY!
Mutha Puaka by FilthyFrederick August 3, 2015

Mutual Respect

When a closeted celebrity are forced to deny a same-sex relationship that is real, they might say that they "mutually respect each other"
“The reality is that there’s always going to be different relationships in the band and you’re going to gravitate towards some people more, but I feel like with that relationship there - I think there’s real mutual respect.” Louis Tomlinson about his relationship with Harry Styles in One Direction.
Mutual Respect by simon cowshit March 8, 2019

mutual respect

the act of being incredibly, sexually and unconditionally in love with someone.
shit man, harry and louis really have mutual respect for each other
mutual respect by larrytea March 8, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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