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musterbation 

A term coined by Albert Ellis to describe the tendency to think that certain things "must" occur or "must" be done.

Other forms: musterbate, musterbated, musterbating
Janice was musterbating about getting an A in every course.

The only acceptable musterbation is to believe that one must not musterbate.

Materbation 

Masturbating to only images of Mater from cars
Keith Scott enjoys Materbation
Materbation by Welchmas December 7, 2020

Memersation 

A conversation made up entirely of memes
During our memersation last night, his This-is-Sparta! response to my Lolcat set me up perfectly to send Morphius What-if-I-told-you, which I know he loved because he quickly replied with baby-fist-pump.

meme, conversation,
Memersation by JennnFiagert May 18, 2014

materbation 

The stroking of a matter vigorously back and forth in your cerebrum with great intensity until conclusion.
Materbation without conclusion causes great pain and discomfort.
I was struggling with materbation as to wether she really cared for me. As I reached "conclusion" I realized to my pleasure that she did.
materbation by Steven Wylie July 30, 2006

murteration

A word used in a famous quote.
"Patience may be a virtue, but murteration is a sin"
murteration by Allan Cook September 19, 2012

Motervation 

The motivation to fix moters
If your moter isn't working and you have the motivation to fix it you have motervation