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musterbation 

A term coined by Albert Ellis to describe the tendency to think that certain things "must" occur or "must" be done.

Other forms: musterbate, musterbated, musterbating
Janice was musterbating about getting an A in every course.

The only acceptable musterbation is to believe that one must not musterbate.

Materbation 

Masturbating to only images of Mater from cars
Keith Scott enjoys Materbation
Materbation by Welchmas December 7, 2020

Memersation 

A conversation made up entirely of memes
During our memersation last night, his This-is-Sparta! response to my Lolcat set me up perfectly to send Morphius What-if-I-told-you, which I know he loved because he quickly replied with baby-fist-pump.

meme, conversation,
Memersation by JennnFiagert May 18, 2014

materbation 

The stroking of a matter vigorously back and forth in your cerebrum with great intensity until conclusion.
Materbation without conclusion causes great pain and discomfort.
I was struggling with materbation as to wether she really cared for me. As I reached "conclusion" I realized to my pleasure that she did.
materbation by Steven Wylie July 30, 2006

murteration

A word used in a famous quote.
"Patience may be a virtue, but murteration is a sin"
murteration by Allan Cook September 19, 2012

Motervation 

The motivation to fix moters
If your moter isn't working and you have the motivation to fix it you have motervation
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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